Top books about toilet humour
If your little one finds all things fart, bum, or poo-related totally hilarious, here's our pick of the top toilet-humour books!
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I Need A New Bum!
Author: Dawn McMillan Illustrator: Ross Kinnaird
Interest level: 4-5
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I Need A New Bum!
Author: Dawn McMillan Illustrator: Ross Kinnaird
Interest level: 4-5
Reading age:
The boy in this hilarious rhyming story has a problem - he needs a new bum! Luckily, when it comes to finding a new bottom, the po…
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I've Broken My Bum!
Author: Dawn McMillan Illustrator: Ross Kinnaird
Interest level: 4-5
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I've Broken My Bum!
Author: Dawn McMillan Illustrator: Ross Kinnaird
Interest level: 4-5
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Our hero returns for more bum-related hijinks in this rhyming story about the perils of gluing things to your own bottom.
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A Day in the Life of a Poo, a Gnu, and You
Author: Mike Barfield Illustrator: Jess Bradley
Interest level: 6-11
Reading age: 7+
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A Day in the Life of a Poo, a Gnu, and You
Author: Mike Barfield Illustrator: Jess Bradley
Interest level: 6-11
Reading age: 7+
A very unusual fact book with laugh-out-loud strip cartoons about everything from eyeballs to Bactrian camels.
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No-Bot the Robot's New Bottom
Author: Sue Hendra and Paul Linnet
Interest level: 2-5
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No-Bot the Robot's New Bottom
Author: Sue Hendra and Paul Linnet
Interest level: 2-5
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Hendra and Linnet are at the top of their game when it comes to funny books for 2-4 year olds, and this hilarious homage to farts,…
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Poo: A Natural History of the Unmentionable
Author: Nicola Davies Illustrator: Neal Layton
Interest level: 6-9
Reading age: 7+
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Poo: A Natural History of the Unmentionable
Author: Nicola Davies Illustrator: Neal Layton
Interest level: 6-9
Reading age: 7+
This funny non-fiction picture book for older readers is packed full of fascinating facts about poo and enthusiastically explains …
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Almost Everybody Farts
Author: Marty Kelley
Interest level: 4-7
Reading age: 5+
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Almost Everybody Farts
Author: Marty Kelley
Interest level: 4-7
Reading age: 5+
Part of the joy of this book, featuring the eternally amusing subject of farting, is the skilful depiction of a variety of farting…
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Poo in the Zoo
Author: Steve Smallman Illustrator: Ada Grey
Interest level: 3-7
Reading age: 6+
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Poo in the Zoo
Author: Steve Smallman Illustrator: Ada Grey
Interest level: 3-7
Reading age: 6+
Zoo keeper Bob McGew calls in poo expert Hector Glopp when an iguana poops a big lime green poo.
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Daddy Fartypants
Author: Emer Stamp and Matt Hunt
Interest level: 4-6
Reading age: 5+
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Daddy Fartypants
Author: Emer Stamp and Matt Hunt
Interest level: 4-6
Reading age: 5+
Farts are a perennial favourite among young readers and this one about a very windy dad is sure to amuse little ones. A great one …
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The Clue is in the Poo and Other Stuff Too
Author: Andy Seed Illustrator: Claire Almon
Interest level: 6-11
Reading age: 7+
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The Clue is in the Poo and Other Stuff Too
Author: Andy Seed Illustrator: Claire Almon
Interest level: 6-11
Reading age: 7+
Packed full of fascinating facts and flashes of humour, this non-fiction picture book encourages children to become wildlife detec…
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It’s One Giant Leek for Mankind
Author: Olaf Falafel
Interest level: 4-8
Reading age: 6+
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It’s One Giant Leek for Mankind
Author: Olaf Falafel
Interest level: 4-8
Reading age: 6+
Olaf Falafel’s rhyming books are hugely popular with kids of a certain age, and the fart jokes just keep coming. Lots of laughs se…
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I Say Boo, You Say Hoo
Author: John Kane
Interest level: 4-8
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I Say Boo, You Say Hoo
Author: John Kane
Interest level: 4-8
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The rules are simple: if you see the colour blue, you must shout out Stinky Poo! If you see a tree, you have to shout&nb…
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I Need a Wee!
Author: Sue Hendra and Paul Linnet
Interest level: 3-7
Reading age: 5+
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I Need a Wee!
Author: Sue Hendra and Paul Linnet
Interest level: 3-7
Reading age: 5+
Alan the bear is having a fantastic time at the funfair until he starts dancing in that unmistakeable way and his friends have to …
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