Top books about toilet humour

I Need a Wee!

If your little one finds all things fart, bum, or poo-related totally hilarious, here's our pick of the top toilet-humour books!

  • I Need A New Bum!

    Author: Dawn McMillan Illustrator: Ross Kinnaird

    Interest level: 4-5

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  • I Need A New Bum!

    Author: Dawn McMillan Illustrator: Ross Kinnaird

    Interest level: 4-5

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    The boy in this hilarious rhyming story has a problem - he needs a new bum! Luckily, when it comes to finding a new bottom, the po…

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  • I've Broken My Bum!

    Author: Dawn McMillan Illustrator: Ross Kinnaird

    Interest level: 4-5

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  • I've Broken My Bum!

    Author: Dawn McMillan Illustrator: Ross Kinnaird

    Interest level: 4-5

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    Our hero returns for more bum-related hijinks in this rhyming story about the perils of gluing things to your own bottom.

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  • Poo in the Zoo

    Author: Steve Smallman Illustrator: Ada Grey

    Interest level: 3-7

    Reading age: 6+

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  • Poo in the Zoo

    Author: Steve Smallman Illustrator: Ada Grey

    Interest level: 3-7

    Reading age: 6+

    Zoo keeper Bob McGew calls in poo expert Hector Glopp when an iguana poops a big lime green poo.

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  • Daddy Fartypants

    Author: Emer Stamp and Matt Hunt

    Interest level: 4-6

    Reading age: 5+

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  • Daddy Fartypants

    Author: Emer Stamp and Matt Hunt

    Interest level: 4-6

    Reading age: 5+

    Farts are a perennial favourite among young readers and this one about a very windy dad is sure to amuse little ones. A great one …

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  • I Need a Wee!

    Author: Sue Hendra and Paul Linnet

    Interest level: 3-7

    Reading age: 5+

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  • I Need a Wee!

    Author: Sue Hendra and Paul Linnet

    Interest level: 3-7

    Reading age: 5+

    Alan the bear is having a fantastic time at the funfair until he starts dancing in that unmistakeable way and his friends have to …

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