The Little Book of Football Jokes

Publisher: Andersen Press


Which English footballer do you need when you've got a cold? Why Rachel Yankey-chief, of course!

And what's a footballer's favourite dessert? Pitch Melba, silly!

Featuring a phalanx of football funnies, goalie gags and last-minute-goal limericks, this fab little joke book is a must for any young football fan keen to improve their joke routine.

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