Top books about toilet humour

Whilst she’s out and about, little Bush Baby suddenly really, REALLY needs a wee! A funny book that relates the universal experience of needing a wee and not being able to find anywhere to go, I Really Really Need a Wee reminds readers of the importance of going before you leave the house.

Hendra and Linnet are at the top of their game when it comes to funny books for 2–4 year olds, and this hilarious homage to farts, bottom burps and bums is a perfect read for little ones looking for lots of laughs as well as a story about being kind to our friends.

Designed to take the stress out of toilet training, Poo Poo Bum Bum Wee Wee has been made with one thing in mind: SILLINESS! Your child will be using the toilet confidently in no time (and singing the book’s toilet song). 

Zoo keeper Bob McGew calls in poo expert Hector Glopp when an iguana poops a big lime green poo.

Farts are a perennial favourite among young readers and this one about a very windy dad is sure to amuse little ones. A great one for laughs at bedtime, as well as a subtle reminder that saying sorry applies to everyone.

Our hero returns for more bum-related hijinks in this rhyming story about the perils of gluing things to your own bottom.

The boy in this hilarious rhyming story has a problem – he needs a new bum! Luckily, when it comes to finding a new bottom, the possibilities are endless…

The rules are simple: if you see the colour blue, you must shout out Stinky Poo! If you see a tree, you have to shout ME! Sounds easy enough – but things get sillier and sillier in this hilarious call and response book.

Captain Looroll is ready for adventure but she doesn’t get many opportunities in the toilet under the stairs. In fact, Ray the Spray and Barbara Bogbrush are equally bored.

As ever, former Children’s Laureate Michael Rosen tells a delightfully relatable story – this time, to kids who are desperate for a pet. This fish is a little different from the usual, however, as this one can fart! 

A very unusual fact book with laugh-out-loud strip cartoons about everything from eyeballs to Bactrian camels.

Packed full of fascinating facts and flashes of humour, this non-fiction picture book encourages children to become wildlife detectives. Ideal for any animal enthusiast, this would also be a useful addition to the classroom for use on wildlife projects.

A collection of hilarious comic strips featuring Betty and her friend Yeti from The Beano. Laugh along with the glorious, farty chaos that ensues! 

This funny non-fiction picture book for older readers is packed full of fascinating facts about poo and enthusiastically explains why this natural waste product is one of the most useful things on earth.

Follow Professor Poo on a journey through the digestive systemin this hilarious and informative graphic novel.