8 books for kids who don't like books

To celebrate ten years of Barry Loser, author Jim Smith shares eight books for kids who don’t like books.

I wasn’t a massive reader when I was a kid. I was more into comics like The Beano and Mad Magazine. So when I came to write my own books, I tried my best to make them easily digestible for lazy little tykes like myself. 

Here’s a short list (because long ones are boring) of other books I’d recommend if your child is a bit like I was…

Dirty Bertie by David Roberts

Unbelievably, there are 32 Dirty Bertie books. Thirty two! I’d always shied away from them because they looked a bit like my Barry Loser books, and I immediately hate anything that’s similar to them, even though I probably started writing mine after most of them were already out. Anyway, my kid came home with a couple of Dirty Berties and we read them together and they’re funny and nice and short and well illustrated and I don’t hate them at all, I love them.

  • Dirty Bertie

    by David Roberts 

    2003 2 to 9 years 

    • Funny
    • Picture books

    This fun picture book about the not-so-nice side of a typical little boy will make children laugh out loud!

Dog Man by Dav Pilkey

I’m surprised how often I mention Dog Man books to other parents and they just look at me blankly. How can they not have heard of them and bought every single one for their kids to read in half an hour flat, then start reading again from the beginning? Dav Pilkey also wrote the Captain Underpants books (how do you not know this?) and is a comedy and comix genius.

  • Dog Man

    by Dav Pilkey 

    2016 6 to 9 years 

    • Adventure
    • Comic books
    • Funny

    Dog Man, created by Captain Underpants’ Dav Pilkey, is a comic masterclass, perfect for the surreal sense of humour of the average six- to nine-year-old.

Horrid Henry by Francesca Simon

Everyone’s heard of Horrid Henry, obviously. And there’s a reason for that – they’re really funny and the characters are great and horrible to each other and it’s just a relief to read something that’s not trying to be all nice and kind and fair the whole time.

  • Horrid Henry

    by Francesca Simon, illustrated by Tony Ross 

    2014 6 to 9 years 

    • Classics
    • Funny

    Stories about naughty characters have been told for centuries, and Horrid Henry is a modern-day rogue in the tradition of Dennis the Menace and Just William.

Nicholas by René Goscinny

These are translated from the famous French series, Petit Nicolas, which is written by the writer of Asterix and illustrated by Jean-Jacques Sempe, who’s one of my all time favourite cartoonists. The drawings and words in Nicolas books come together to create the most perfect little world of lovely and horrible little brats getting up to all kinds of mischief.

Bunny Vs Monkey by Jamie Smart

Jamie Smart’s comic strips have been collected into book form, and my kid absolutely loves them. There’s lots of craziness and mad inventions, and the drawing jump out of the page. Sometimes my mum comes round and I get her to read my kid a few pages just so I can listen to her struggling with the insanity.

Grimwood by Nadia Shireen

My whole family found this hilarious. There’s a nice drop of horribleness in it, which is something I always appreciate. But there are lots of lovely bits too. And Nadia Shireen’s drawings are just brilliant.

  • Grimwood

    by Nadia Shireen 

    2021 6 to 12 years 

    • Funny

    Fox siblings Ted and Nancy live in the big city but decide to find Grimwood, a faraway forest where they can lie low. Nadia Shireen’s first illustrated middle grade novel is a brilliantly hilarious and heartwarming tale, full of her trademark anarchic humour. 

Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney

My kid’s has only just started getting into Wimpy Kid books, but they’ve really grabbed him. They’re kind of a collection of funny situations/​carton strip gags stuck together with a loose story. Although you know that because everyone’s read Wimpy Kid haven’t they.

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid

    by Jeff Kinney 

    2009 6 to 12 years 

    • Adventure
    • Classics
    • Diaries and journals
    • Funny
    • Disability

    Greg Heffley is a normal American kid, albeit one with a habit of getting into (and out of) trouble.

Anything at all by Dick King-Smith!

My kid’s reading through a collection of Dick King-Smith’s stories right now and they’re so charming and interesting you just want to keep on reading. You’re sucked into the animal characters’ lives completely. My books feature more inanimate objects like cans and bars of chocolates – probably because I didn’t grow up on a farm – I grew up near a shop that sold cans and chocolate bars. But sometimes you just need a story about talking pig.

  • Animal Tales (Dick King-Smith)

    by Dick King-Smith 

    2012 6 to 12 years 

    • Classics
    • Funny
    • Short stories

    An anthology of five charming and humorous animal stories from much-loved author Dick King-Smith, accompanied with characterful drawings from a variety of illustrators.

  • The Queen’s Nose

    by Dick King-Smith 

    2005 6 to 12 years 

    • Classics
    • Funny

    Harmony’s Uncle Ginger sends her on a treasure trail – which ends in finding a 50p piece.

  • The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig

    by Emer Stamp 

    2013 6 to 12 years 

    • Diaries and journals
    • Funny

    Pig is quite happy on the farm – until Duck reveals the terrible truth that Farmer doesn’t love him at all and is simply fattening him up to become his dinner.

  • The Sheep-Pig

    by Dick King-Smith, illustrated by Mike Terry 

    1983 6 to 9 years 

    • Adventure
    • Classics
    • Funny

    When Farmer Hogget wins a piglet at the fair, he is amazed that Fly, his sheep-dog, welcomes him as one of her own pups.