Disaster Diaries: The Worst Holiday Ever

by Joanna Nadin, illustrated by Rikin Parekh

Interest age: 7 to 11
Reading age: 7+

Published by Bloomsbury Children’s Books, 2026

  • Adventure
  • Chapter books
  • Diaries and journals
  • Diversity and inclusion
  • Funny

About this book

Eight-year-old Daffodil Patterson lives with her loving but chaotic family, Mum, Dad, two teenage siblings, Grandma and, most importantly, Colin the greyhound. This year, Mum has left the summer holiday planning to Dad. The children are dismayed when they discover he has NOTHING PLANNED, so he hastily books a last-minute mystery getaway to the exotic-sounding Sandy Palace.  

There will be oodles of room, as Mum and Grandma can’t come, so Dad says everyone can bring a friend. Daffodil is delighted when her best friend, Nirmal-Next-Door, agrees to join them. However, Sandy Palace turns out to be a dreary caravan park in the middle of nowhere, which is neither sandy, nor palatial. And it’s pouring with rain. Although Daffodil has inherited Dad’s relentless optimism, even she struggles to look on the bright side and officially declares it “The Worst Holiday Ever”.  

Readers will laugh out loud at the Patterson’s holiday exploits, as they attempt to survive on apocalypse soup, while hunting minotaurs in the woods and battling mortal terror to sleep outside in the tent. Bursting with wry humour and charm, and accompanied by witty illustrations, this lively story is sure to be a big hit with children and adults alike. 

About the author

Joanna Nadin grew up in the small Essex town of Saffron Walden. Before becoming a writer she was a lifeguard, a newsreader on the radio, and Special Adviser to the Prime Minister. Joanna continues to freelance as a political speechwriter. Joanna now lives in Bath and spends her spare time with her daughter. Her 'plan B' job would be to run a vintage clothing shop with a tearoom attached!

About the illustrator

Rikin has a foundation degree from Camberwell College of Arts and a degree in illustration from the University of Westminster. After graduating, he worked as a production illustrator/creature designer, freelancing in the film industry, mainly working with monsters. He is a proud member of SCBWI-UK and has 300+ Spider-Man comics to his name. When Rikin isn’t drawing you’ll find him listening to the Beatles and Jimi Hendrix, munching away at pizza whilst watching a movie, trying to talk to the birds and stray cats in his garden — or working at a primary school as a Year 6 learning support assistant.

His illustrations are predominately geared towards children from ages three up. The themes of his work revolve around friendships and dreams; he feels it’s very important for children to understand that dreams are something that can become a reality, no matter how big or small. Rikin lives in Wembley, London.

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