The Scariest Monster in the World

Once there was a very scary monster. His fur was wild and weird, he carried a club with giant bristles on it, and his teeth were green and mossy because he never, ever brushed them. All the other animals ran away when he came stomping through the forest. But when that scary monster started to hic, he just couldn't stop. What would he do to get rid of those pesky hiccups?

Shortlisted for the 2010 Roald Dahl Funny Prize, this is a hilarious story sure to entertain any child.