Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog

(39 reviews with an average rating of 5 out of 5)

Publisher: Doubleday Children's Books


No, really, don't ever wipe your bum with a hedgehog. Or visit a funfair with a full stomach. And, whatever you do, never EVER pick your nose after chopping chillies. These are just three of the hilarious hints, tips and witty words of wisdom brought together in this bumper book of words to live by, from the ever popular Mitchell Symons. Alongside explanations of well known proverbs are Mitchell's top tips to help you get by, ranging from the funny, to the sensible, to the downright ridiculous.

A side-splitting choice for children who love a laugh out loud read and perfect for those who like to dip in and out of a book.

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