Alienography

Have you ever feared a Martian attack? Well, you can relax now because Martians, as they totter precariously around on their spindly tripod legs, actually rely totally on the element of surprise when they perform a classic War of the Worlds invasion!

The book recommends creeping up close enough to plant a big wet slobbery kiss on their icky slimy skins – rest assured your germs will do the rest to defeat them.

This hilarious and downright revolting book is jam-packed with fantastically weird and wonderful aliens. You will find enough games, postcards and pull-outs in there to keep you entertained for hours. A not-to-be missed treat!